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20 Jul 2009
ANNOUNCING: TALENT SHOW @ THE MOHAWK! ON THE TABLE: PRIZES, FAME, AND GLORY!

Austin freaks, weirdos, friends, romans, and countrymen: Drink some egg yolks and chase a chicken around the yeard, for it is time to release your hidden talents to the world! The 1st ever red river talent show gives ALL who have skills a shot at Fame and Glory. Celebrity judges and massive amounts of cold beer will decide your fate. Prizes like trophies, compliments, VIP tickets to fun fun fun fest, T-shirts, pats on the back, jager shots, and friendship will be given. Breathe fire, slam Sparks, eat pepperspray, freestyle flow, do the splits, tell jack-o jokes, practice sorcery, ... everything goes at famewhores.

FIRST TRYOUTS ARE @ 8PM MONDAY JULY 27th, 2009

Presented by the Onion:


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THIS JUST IN: THE JUDGES HAVE ANNOUNCED THAT THEY WILL ACCEPT FART TALENTS AND SEAN ONEAL IMPERSONATIONS.

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