

Saturday, March 13:
Sixteen Deluxe Reunion Show with: Ume, DJ Sue, visuals by Fishlegs (of Total Unicorn) afterparty inside: White White Lights and Ringo Deathstarr. Proceeds from the show & silent auction of memorabilia to benefit SIMS Foundation. limited edition “year one” CD available (a portion of CD sales donated to SIMS).
Advance Tix $8.

The Cool Kids came through to kick it before SXSW & give us a little something to bob our heads to. The shit was dope. Here's a Video recap with footage from the show. Enjoy. With a little bit of gold and a pager
Video by: C-Rob
Rock and Beards at their best- The Appleseed Cast came to do business and get shit done. Here's for you homies who missed out. Lo siento.
Photos by: Brandi Duncan

i'll be ridin' my dyno to the show. it looks like there will be a limited number of spaces available on my pegs if anyone, you know, needs a ride or anything.

The four dudes in the post rock/indie band from Kansas better known as The Appleseed Cast are coming to town and all of you need to be there. Come grab a beer or two or three and let the guitar arpeggios and impassioned vocals soothe your soul.
They'll be playing Low Level Owl 1 & 2 (2001) in their entirety

If you missed this show you probably had a good reason.. If not then we feel sorry for you and we wish to let you live vicariously through this dope ass video. Enjoy homes.
Video by the thedreadedphoto.com

so you've got a beard. now what exactly do you plan to do with it?
DANCE TO COMPUTER SOUNDS
(courtesy of NATHAN FAKE)
LIKE IT'S YR DUTY
(courtesy of FOUR TET)
and then again, inside, to local tunes: MANY BIRTHDAYS
and of course: L.A.X.
don't have a beard? sorry, you can't come.


For it is time, once again, for this shit:
artwork by daleDetails:
Friday February 19, 2010 at the Mohawk, 912 Red River, Austin, Texas
Hosted by KLBJ’s Matt Bearden
Music by DJ Andy (the Mouth) and DJ Huge Cock
Live performance by Diagonals
Doors at 8 PM, $5/$7
Categories:
Gnarliest Beard
Sweetest ‘Stache
Ladies!
Freestyle Facial Hair
Fiercest Chops
Best Groomed
And new for 2010:
The Six-Month Sprint!
Get there early! Tons of prizes and giveaways from the Mohawk, Birds, Real Ale and Misprint! Pint glasses! Coozies! Posters! Photobooth by Alison Narro. Contest entry will be limited!
Also, Austin Facial Hair Club will be signing up members and raising awareness for the upcoming Beard Team USA nationals in Bend, Oregon.
Judges:
Bryan Nelson (Austin Facial Hair Club, Australian Cattle God, Gorch Fock)
Beth Schnieder (Birds Barbershop)
Houshang Ghaharie (Emo’s Austin)
Allen Demling ( Austin Facial Hair Club, Future City Council Member)
someone might show up with a FUCKIN BEARD CAGE:
Tunes like this might be played:
BEARD METAL
And dudes like this may show up:

Point is, leave your panties at home and buckle up for a hairy ass ramble that will make you use up all of your sick days for 2010. All Hail Hair.

When: Valentine's Day (8pm-2am)
Where: The Greenroom
Who: Sexy People
Drink Specials, Sexy Music, Free Love.
No Cover for those who come sexy.



















